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I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

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Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

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Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.

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I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

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Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

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The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

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I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.