Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.