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Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

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Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

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2 months ago

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My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

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The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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2 months ago

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“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

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I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

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Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

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You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

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What a time to be alive, it’s like the collapse of Rome, but with memes.

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I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

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“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

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Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

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I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

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Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

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My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

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I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

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“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

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When did making sense stop making sense?

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Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

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These aliens are taking forever.

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Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

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If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

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A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

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The feminine urge to turn you on and not do anything about it.

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Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

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Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

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Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.

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Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

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My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

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Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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