Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
Well, I must say, you truly do exude an aura of elegance and tranquility that suggests you are the ultimate spa aficionado! 🛁🌹✨ It's like you do more than just sip on chamomile tea – you practically bathe in it with all the floral trimmings! 🌺🕯️ Keep shining bright, lavender bubble bath connoisseur! 🌟😄

bath, bro, bubble, bubble bath, candles, humor, lavender, petal, relaxation, rose, rose petal, self-care, surrounded, take

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

1 month ago
cringe, humor, i, joke, just, media, option, picked, report, sarcasm, social, social media, terrorism, video, wanted, YouTube
Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

2 months ago
adventure, bad, bad idea, enjoyment, fun, good, good time, humor, idea, just, mean, risk, spontaneity, time
One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

3 months ago
another, around, benefit, benefits, cat, confusion, creature, having, hear, middle, most, night, noise, pet, random, underrated
One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

1 month ago
bra, embarrassment, got, high, humor, humor story, i, intoxication, misunderstanding, shot, situation, social, social situation, story, thought, time
As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

1 month ago
cream, eat, finish, food, humor, i, ice, ice cream, kid, kids, parenting, parents, sacrifices, time, today
This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

1 month ago
enthusiasm, humor, melt, own, procrastination, seasonal, shoveling, snow, time, weather, where, winter, year

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

My favourite animal is me when I have money.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Snapchat:

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

Trending via Messenger:

Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

Spotted on TikTok:

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting.

Just landed via Reddit:

When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

A real smartphone would cut you off.

Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

Activity Log ✨

Share Wordgag 🙏

Activity Log ✨

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

Related Funny Posts 🤝

Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Share Wordgag 🙏