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Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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Making waves on TikTok:

It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

Trending via Discord:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

Going viral on YouTube:

Alexa, mute my children.

Just landed via Twitch:

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

Making waves on Slack:

Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

Live now on Telegram:

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

Making waves on Instagram:

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

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You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

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Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

I have the sex drive of a potato.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Making waves on TikTok:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Making waves on Slack:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

Trending via Messenger:

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Just landed via YouTube:

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

Going viral on Slack:

I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

Trending via Twitch:

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

Spotted on Twitch:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Just shared via Slack:

I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

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