You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

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Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

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Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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Relationship status: he escaped.

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Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.