You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first. Funny Quotes May 28, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day. Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross! If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play. My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy. Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.