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"Trying to stealthily release a morning toot in the toilet is like pulling off a secret mission π΅οΈββοΈ, only to have the toilet amplify your efforts into a grand symphony fit for Middle-earth πΊπ½ #HornOfGondor"
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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.
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