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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking…

You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking…

Commentary:
"Trying to stealthily release a morning toot in the toilet is like pulling off a secret mission 🕵️‍♂️, only to have the toilet amplify your efforts into a grand symphony fit for Middle-earth 🎺🚽 #HornOfGondor"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged acoustics, bowl, fart, Gondor, horn, house, humor, morning, noise, struggle, thanks, toilet, try, waking, whole on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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