Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a… Commentary:"Girl, while you're sliding into his DMs, I'm busy browsing Etsy for a real magic solution! 🧙♀️💫 Can't risk losing him to a simple DM battle after all! 😂 #WitchCraftOverRomance" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist. You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier. Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property. Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months. Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.