Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Commentary:
"Girl, while you're sliding into his DMs, I'm busy browsing Etsy for a real magic solution! πŸ§™β€β™€οΈπŸ’« Can't risk losing him to a simple DM battle after all! πŸ˜‚ #WitchCraftOverRomance"