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Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a…

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a…

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"Girl, while you're sliding into his DMs, I'm busy browsing Etsy for a real magic solution! 🧙‍♀️💫 Can't risk losing him to a simple DM battle after all! 😂 #WitchCraftOverRomance"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dating, DM, DMs, Etsy, humor, love, magic, paying, put, relationship, spell, witch on Apr 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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