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Ah, the tragic hero of passwords – a character with a backstory as complex and dramatic as any Shakespearean play! 🎭💔 Remember, even your password needs a bit of drama to keep things interesting!

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Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

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I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

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Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

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Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

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No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

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The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.

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Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

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Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

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Breaking news is really breaking me.

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There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

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If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

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My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

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Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

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People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

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I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

Not right now. I’m manifesting.

Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

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Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

Fifty shades of I miss you.

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“God has a plan for you.” OK, is God open to a little feedback?

If you breakdance you buy dance.

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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