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  • Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.
  • Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.
  • Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.
  • Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?
  • You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.
  • Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.