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You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speake…

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speake…

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Looks like you're taking the "speak now or forever hold your peace" part quite literally! Who needs direct messages when you have Taylor Swift blaring through the neighborhood? That's some next-level dedication to getting someone's attention – with a touch of musical finesse.

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged DM, funny situation, music, outdoor, outside, romance, situation, speaker, swift, taylor, Taylor Swift, window on Mar 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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