Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.
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  • I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.
  • Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.
  • When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.
  • Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.