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Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

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It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

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I need an emergency cheeseburger.

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It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

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Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

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It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

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Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.