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Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

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Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

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“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.