I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs a magician when you've got an umbrella? 🌂✨ Rainy day hack: the ultimate invisibility cloak! 😂☔️ #HeadlessInSeattle" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again. How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby? The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich. Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’ I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.