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Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

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I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

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Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

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Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

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Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

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If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.