I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text. Commentary:"I'm so single, even my phone's predictive text gives up on me before I can send any drunk texts 📵🥂 #HopelessRomantic" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much. How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you. Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.
