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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

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I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

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This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

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I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.