I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.
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"Ah, the envy of cows everywhere! 🐮 Peaceful minds and fabulous bodies – if only we could all mooove so gracefully through life! 🌿🧘‍♂️ #CowGoals"

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