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I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already…

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already…

Commentary:
"Ah, the envy of cows everywhere! 🐮 Peaceful minds and fabulous bodies – if only we could all mooove so gracefully through life! 🌿🧘‍♂️ #CowGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged body, cow, humor, i, mind, peace, peace of mind, relaxation, self-reflection, simplicity on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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