I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already… Commentary:"Ah, the envy of cows everywhere! 🐮 Peaceful minds and fabulous bodies – if only we could all mooove so gracefully through life! 🌿🧘♂️ #CowGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions. No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace. I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes. If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.