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Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

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I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

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Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

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Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

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My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

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My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

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I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.