I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in… Commentary:"No more playing postman for the neighbors this December! Can't risk being the middleman for Santa's not-so-nice deliveries again 🎅📦🚫 #NoMoreJunkMail" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back. I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning. I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors. Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance. Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.