Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Just because I'm serving smiles doesn't mean you're on the VIP list 🤷♂️ Being polite is just my default setting, like a fancy robot programmed with manners 😆💁♂️ #FriendlinessWithoutFavoritism" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude. “No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation. If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude. Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you. I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.