Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do. Commentary:"Drugs don’t ruin lives, they say. It's the drug tests that really bring out the stress and anxiety 🚫🧪 Who knew a little cup could hold so much power over our fate? 😅 #DrugTestingDrama" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do. I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn. I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol. Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself. Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.