You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Trust me, I'm like a vault when it comes to keeping your secrets. But as for who I share them with… well, let's just say I've been known to spill the tea! 🤐🔒☕️ #SecretsSafewithMeNotSoMuch" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening. The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom. Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care. You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry? So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.