You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

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"Trust me, I'm like a vault when it comes to keeping your secrets. But as for who I share them with… well, let's just say I've been known to spill the tea! 🤐🔒☕️ #SecretsSafewithMeNotSoMuch"

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