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Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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🤣🔥 Caveman: "I just invented the wheel!" 🎉 Journalist: "Hold my pen, I've got some hot takes on why the wheel is bad for humanity. Spoiler alert: it doesn't have good mileage!" 🙈 #StoneAgeHotTakes

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bad, caveman, critique, humanity, humor, i, invention, journalist, just, progress, satire, wheel on Nov 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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