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  • It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.
  • Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.
  • Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.
  • Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.
  • Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.
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