I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

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Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

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This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

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If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

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She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

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I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

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You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

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When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.