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Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t…

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t…

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Ah, the blissful ignorance of billions! 🌍💭 Don't worry, you're too fabulous to be missed by all of them anyway! 💁‍♂️💫 Just remember, it's their loss for not recognizing your awesomeness! 😄🌟

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged billions, care, humor, loneliness, moment, perspective, planet, someone on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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