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I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

Commentary:
Sounds like dream you needs to work on his behavior if he wants to live up to the title of "man of her dreams"! 😂🌙 Maybe dream you should start bringing her breakfast in bed or something to make up for it! 🍳☕ Just a suggestion!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged concept, dream, dreams, every, humor, i, man, me, pissed, relationship, sleep, something, time, understand, wife on Nov 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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