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  • Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?
  • “Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.
  • Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.
  • Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.
  • Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?
  • Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.