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Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

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Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

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Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

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Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

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I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

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“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.