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Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge co…

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge co…

Commentary:
"Looks like the bridge was having a 'bear'y serious moment for a 'pawsitively' hilarious reason! 🐻🚗✨ Hope your kids didn't ruffle any feathers with their furry companions!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, animals, bridge, calculation, car, family, hold, i, kids, sorry, stuffed, stuffed animal, travel, vacation, weight on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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