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Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the…

Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the…

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"Oh, the classic glasses-free menu roulette game! 🎲🍽️ Let's hope your finger lands on the culinary jackpot and not the mysterious 'Chef's Surprise' dish! 👀🍀"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged best, dining, forgetfulness, forgot, glasses, hoping, humor, menu, mishap, pointing, random, spot on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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