Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.
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"Oh, the classic glasses-free menu roulette game! 🎲🍽️ Let's hope your finger lands on the culinary jackpot and not the mysterious 'Chef's Surprise' dish! 👀🍀"

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