My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

Commentary:
"Ah, the noble pursuit of ensuring your future in politics remains at a safe distance! 🙅‍♂️ Who needs power and responsibility anyway when you can just focus on making questionable life choices instead? 🤪⚡️ #AntiCampaignPromise"

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