Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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Well, imagine if mosquitos had a refined taste for human fat! 🍔🦟 They could single-handedly revolutionize the weight loss industry, one bite at a time! 💪😆

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