Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, imagine if mosquitos had a refined taste for human fat! ππ¦ They could single-handedly revolutionize the weight loss industry, one bite at a time! πͺπ Related Funny Posts π€ The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood? I refuse to go to a blood bank. Iβm not taking your blood money. Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat? I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.