If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Patience is a virtue… that I don't have time for! ⏳⌛️ Don't make me wait longer than it takes to microwave popcorn for the dramatic conclusion! 🍿😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist. My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me. I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit. Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive. 89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”