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I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

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Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

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Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

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They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

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“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

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Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

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The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

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No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

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They should invent a rest for the wicked.

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“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”