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All my small talk is done with a car horn.

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

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"Beep beep! Honk if you're tired of chitchat! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ“ฃ Just call me the road rage equivalent of a conversation starter. Who needs idle chit-chat when you've got a horn as loud as my opinions? ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿšฆ #HonkIfYouAgree"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged car, car horn, communication, done, driving, horn, humor, interaction, small, small talk, social, social interaction, talk on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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