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Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

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There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

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Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

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Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

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Sleep with each other, or someone else will!