All my small talk is done with a car horn. Commentary:"Beep beep! Honk if you're tired of chitchat! ๐๐ฃ Just call me the road rage equivalent of a conversation starter. Who needs idle chit-chat when you've got a horn as loud as my opinions? ๐คญ๐ฆ #HonkIfYouAgree" Related Funny Quotes ๐ค I donโt care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence. The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing. A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said. If small talk burned calories, maybe Iโd consider it. I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.