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Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and…

Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and…

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Sounds like that ghostly inventor really knows how to crack some spines and haunt some skeptics! 🔮👻 #SpookySpinalAdjustments

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anecdote, chiropractics, conversation, ghost, guy, humor, i, massage, pretty, quick, shut, therapist, told on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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