Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Commentary:
"Remember, it's all about toast priorities – share your friend's delicious toast while keeping a close eye on your enemy's toaster… just in case they try to burn it! 🔥🍞😄"

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