Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out al… Commentary:"Sisters: the best informants money can't buy! 🕵️♀️💁♀️ Let's be real, they're like undercover agents reporting back to Mom on all your shenanigans! 🤫😂 #SisterSquadgoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters. “Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings. I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either. Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize. I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.