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This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

Commentary:
"Looks like this bouncer is about to learn that love not only conquers all, but also protects you from getting your butt kicked! 💪🚨 Better watch out, Mr. Bouncer, this fearless duo is not to be messed with! 😜👊 #CoupleGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bouncer, date, frightened, humor, lady, lucky, night, night out, pain, physically, relationship, world on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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