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If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

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Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

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Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

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Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

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Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

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If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

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How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

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If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

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When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?