I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.
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"Who needs relaxation when you can have a raptor-inspired adventure? 🦖 Just don't forget your T-Rex repellent! 🏝️ #DesperateTimesCallForDinoVacation"

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