Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.
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"Whoops, my bad! Looks like I accidentally walked into a parenting nightmare! 🙈 Maybe stick to using their charm to sell ice cream instead? 🍦😂"

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