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I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

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Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

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The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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December. A desperate celebration of an end.

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I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

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If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

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I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

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Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.