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Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

Commentary:
"Maybe aliens are avoiding us because they heard how we never respond to voicemails 🌌👽 Let's work on proving we're not the only intelligent species right here on Earth 🔍🌍 #smartypants"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aliens, Earth, everyone, existence, exploration, humor, intelligent, intelligent life, irony, life, looking, perspective, space, start on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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