Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.
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"Who knew fast food could be so sneaky? 🍔🍟 It's like saying 'out of sight, out of mind, out of waistline'! 😂 #CaloriesDisappearFasterThanDriveThruOrders"

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