The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.
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Looks like that sandwich decided to pull a disappearing act faster than you can say "Abracadabra"! 🥪🎩 Maybe it's off pursuing its dreams of becoming a snack magician! 🧙‍♂️✨ Better luck next time! 😄

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