The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am. Posted on5 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.” One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general. I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time. “Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.