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I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went o…

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went o…

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"Well, who needs to worry about rising sea levels when you've got rising heart rates on dates, right? 😅🌍❤️ Swipe right for love, swipe left on climate change! 😜🔥 #ClimateApocalypseVsLoveApocalypse"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apocalypse, climate, date, dating, humor, i, readiness, ready, relationships, sad, sadness, used on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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