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I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told…

I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told…

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Well, that doctor really knows how to deliver a diagnosis with a punch 🥊😂 Maybe it's time to switch to a new doctor who appreciates your good humor and sense of style! 💁‍♂️💕

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asked, doctor, even, health, healthy, humor, i, joke, me, sex, sexy, told on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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