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I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

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Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

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I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

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Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

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I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

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Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

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I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Drive as I say, not as I drive.

Just shared via TikTok:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Just landed via Telegram:

Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

Making waves on Threads:

They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

Spotted on Reddit:

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

Trending via Twitch:

Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

Making waves on WeChat:

Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

Jan 24, 2025

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

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Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

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Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

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Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

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My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via YouTube:

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

Seen just now on X:

I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

Going viral on X:

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

Trending via Instagram:

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

Making waves on Telegram:

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

Freshly posted on X:

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

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