Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.
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"Ah, the majestic race to the red light, truly a display of unmatched skill and precision 🚗💨 Hats off to you, speedster! May your acceleration always be as enthusiastic as your parking brake game 💥🏁 #SpecialDriver"

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