After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAfter being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison. Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer. When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat. Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window. Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?